[it opens with a pause, and then a clearing of a throat like he's not sure how to use this thing ( Read more... )

[This call comes some ten minutes after that other one. His voice is best described as thin and flat, and there's certainly no artistry to the delievery. Nevertheless, it is smooth as glass and without hitch.]

"Not a whit, we defy augury: there's a special ( Read more... )

[Urahara definitely knows how to use a phone, but of course, he might get more help if he sounds completely lost. He hadn't heard Isshin's call, as he just found his phone, but he knows better than to freak out TOO badly and scream or shout. That's just not very conducive to a helping environment.

So, in short, there's fumbling with the phone.]

Ah, ( Read more... )

( cut for big text and lots and i mean lots of caps. )

[Deadpan. (Of course. What else would it be?) But there is something, well, unnerved here...]

This fog is not water-based.

[But it's still all she'll say on the topic.]

[When the phone turns on, Byakuya's ever-serious face is seen for a moment.]

To those of you who asked or were wondering about the state of the bodies on the beach...

[He then smoothly turns the phone around to show the waves lapping against the shore.  And a couple more bloated bodies that have seemingly just washed up.  Thankfully they're face down ( Read more... )

[After his suspicious phone call with Grimmjow, the hollow's had time to think... He wants to know just what the hell is going on. Not that he cares or anything; he's just curious.

And the only way to get answers was to call those he didn't much give a rat's ass for.]

So how many Shinigami we got kickin' around? C'mon, don't be shy~ Humor me for a bit ( Read more... )

[The phone shows a now familiar sight in the kitchen as a zombie leisurely does dishes.  A slightly amused voice speaks from behind the phone as he keeps filming.]

...That's disgusting.

[And indeed it is.  For this is a zombie and, therefore, the poor (?) thing's skin isn't exactly staying on well.  In fact, it's a miracle it's in as good shape as it ( Read more... )

Holy shit, it's like motherfucking Shaun of the Dead in here!

[Somebody is past the "freak the fuck out" stage of meeting his housekeeper, clearly.]

Guys. Poll. Should I call my zombie Simon or Pegg?